Gabe

The lamest person ever. He is really annoying and needs help with his drug addiction becuz he is constantly high. also he probably part of the illuminati. He will most likely still be living in his parents basement playing video games when he is thirty. He is the absolute worst person ever, he absolutely SUCKS! He needs a life... never EVER become friends with a gabe. He will ruin ur life.

Guy one: ugh, my life sucks!
Guy two: wait... are you friends with a gabe possibly?
Guy one: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?

by jammer283442 October 24, 2018

Gabe Newell

CEO of Valve.

I'm Gabe Newell.
Uh, no!

by Kenton Makings November 1, 2018

Gabe

Practically perfect person very athletic fearless and makes friends easily. No flaws at all and a trustworthy and selfless person.

Gabe is drinking juice.

by BoiB0uss November 10, 2018

Gabe

Gabe usually has light brown hair and brown eyes. They are extremely handsome, yet they are very outgoing and funny. Gabe is very talented at many things. They are usually very rich and buy people shit. They have big dicks and are really good in bed ;p If you have a Gabe as a boyfriend, then you are really fucking lucky. He will treat you the way you want to be treated. Don't fuck with him though because he is not someone to fuck with. He is usually aggressive but when it is time to cuddle, he is the best at that. You will fall in love with him very fast. He might seem confident and like a fuck boy, but once you get to actually know him, he's the complete opposite. So if you know a Gabe, don't let him go or you'll regret it.

"I have a crush on Gabe."
"No way! I do too, he's so perfect!"

by ihavenolifeandidontknowwhy November 12, 2018

Gabe

Gabe is s very handsome boy. Gabe’s are usually very athletic they love football. Gabe’s are smart too. Whoever is his girlfriend she is very lucky Gabe’s are nice also.

Gabe is a a stud

by Hossyeh November 21, 2018

Gaberdude

An adolescent young adult, to whom spends 2-5 hours a day on graphic websites.

We need to get him out of the house, because hes totally a gaberdude.

by Gaberdude November 28, 2018

Gabe Helmy

A weird human being , who loves torturing Kitty , and he's pineapple addicted.

YT Comments: Stop torturing Kitty

Gabe Helmy: StOp sAyINg ThAT, I DoNt ToRTuRe KiTtY , KiTTY LoVeS me

by Daemin December 5, 2018