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he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.
Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
by DiamondHead October 4, 2008
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my girlfriend who lives in canada

"My girlfriend who lives in Canada" is a lie invented by hundreds if not thousands of geeky high school boys who can't get any dates and don't want to appear pathetic. The geek will take pictures from magazines or the internet and pass them off as the "Canadian girlfriend". The "girlfriend can also be a spy, cowgirl, model, whatever.

This is also the name of an Avenue Q song about the same subject.
by Ben Friesen May 13, 2005
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the perfect girlfriend

There is no perfect girlfriend it's about what you think is perfect not what everyone else says.
The perfect girlfriend is the one you never want to let go. Ever.
by Cora_love_97 November 26, 2013
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Marine girlfriend

One of the strongest girls you will ever meet. A girl so devoted to the USMC lifestyle and her Marine its crazy!
Marine girlfriend:certified badass. Go ahead and mess with her, if her Marine doesnt kick your ass, she will!
by Meggerz19 February 4, 2009
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roblox girlfriend

every person on roblox with a female character that follows you and gives you shit basically (I wouldn't know because I don't play roblox. I don't need that kind of cancer.)
dude my roblox girlfriend is so hot my brother says I get all the roblox pussy!
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I have a girlfriend

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"
I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"
by BasicAsian September 21, 2016
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squad girlfriend

A community girlfriend where everybody obtains equal benefits, of which are mutually decided and agreed upon before the contract is officially signed. Said contract is in effect for any predetermined amount of time no less than 6 weeks and no more than 12 months
"Wow check out Amanda hanging out with the boys!"
"Yeah, she's a real squad girlfriend."
by ritbowling4L December 12, 2016
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