Black Friday

The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.

Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.

by lizzie12345678910 April 17, 2016

ben friday

Midget

You look like Ben Friday

You bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

Black Friday

When people line up to buy who knows what at America's version of running with the bulls.

American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday

by Wedge5104 March 17, 2016

Ben Friday

Midget

You look like Ben Friday

Your a bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.

Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!

by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016

black friday

The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.

Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?

Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017

Sexual friday

The best day of the week and the only day where you can finally unleash yourself. Sexual friday is celebrate by praisimg your hands in the air almost like Jesus.

IT'S SEXUAL FRIDAY YUPPP

by coolgerlalert November 9, 2023