Flimp

A state of being unproductive, lazy, and lacking motivation to complete tasks. Often associated with wasting time on the internet or social media when you should be working.

"I was in a total flimp yesterday and didn't get anything done on my project."

"Stop flimping around and get back to work!"

"I flimped all day instead of cleaning my room like I was supposed to."

"Quit flimping on your phone and focus on your homework."

by GourmetRealEstate January 8, 2024

Flomp

it means you'd like to have sex viciously and anal-ly with someone.

A: wanna flomp?
B: what??
A: wanna flomp. it's not that hard
B: what are you saying bro.
A: wanna flomp bro. it's not that hard
B: i think you need a mental institutioj=n

by Psuedorp February 1, 2024

flumbersnootle

When you sleep to long you wake up with a headache

Don’t talk to me I’m flumbersnootled

by Big Booty Bum Cheeks June 2, 2024

Flume Ride

A fetish type activity, where two people place a toilet paper roll tube between their assholes, and then one person shits into the other person.

"Man, I met this dude named Tom the other night at the bar, and we snuck into the bathroom. He let me do a flume ride on him!" - Dandy Randy W.

by Dandy Randy W. June 12, 2024

flume ride

A fetish act, where a toilet paper roll is placed between two anuses, and one person then shits into the other. The sloppier, the better.

"Man, I met this dude named Tom at the bar the other night, and we snuck into bathroom and he let me do a flume ride on him. He had eaten tacos!" - Dandy Randy W.

by Dandy Randy W. June 14, 2024

floumptuous

Large breasts that float well in the ocean.

She won't drown, she is floumptuous.

by BUTTERFLYJIN June 21, 2024

Flampy

A small Lithuanian man who is a wide as he is tall. Often found within your veins and or colon. This is referred to as Internal Lithuanian syndrome

Example: "bro not even lying I feel like flampy is rolling down deep in my colon" "Bro ur gonna die "

by Sillyhomunculus March 4, 2024