Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

by biggie doodle October 1, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money

Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world

by tiktokisdestroyinglives May 22, 2020

Ethan

A man that is hated by 99% of the people he knows, he tends to try and "flex" but it normally turns into him looking like a fool of himself. He tends to strike out with the ladies leading to his udder destiny as a backup dancer for Disney on Ice

Ethan sucked off the whole football team then gave them all a tbh/rdh.

by JakeWerk February 8, 2019

Ethan

To not show up to any event that your friends invite you to even tho you said you would go.

Man he pulled an Ethan last week for Fred’s party and didn’t show up

by Foofooyoass June 24, 2018

Ethan

Yellow

Ethan is yellow

by Baebae12345 April 21, 2019

Ethan

Amazing. Really cute, but not quite hot. The best person you'll ever meet. Ethans are kind and great people. Will you go out with me, Ethan?

Ethan is fucking amazing.

by LiteralMemes December 15, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is the type of guy that you see and want to get to know him instantly because of the vibe that he gives off he’s someone you like to be around and hangout with he’s really lay back , outgoing , funny in his own ways , serious , protective , salty , hard headed asf and probably most good looking guy you know if he likes you you’re lucky because he doesn’t just like anyone you have to earn it or have something that catches his eye his friendship / loyalty you don’t have to question because he’s the type to be there and do anything if he cares about you and he’s always honest he’s the most straight up person you can ever meet and most competitive person don’t try to compete with him otherwise it may not end good for you he’s also very athletic and will try out most likely any sport there is or he’s already done it before and he’s also a very smart guy

Jenny : you see that hot ass marine over there

Megan : yes he looks like a Ethan!

by Coco_69 June 19, 2019