Epic Wrinkle

1. A wrinkle so large and huge that for generations, old wrinkles will tell baby wrinkles about the enormity and unimaginable size of the "Epic Wrinkle"!!!.

2. Someone who has gone the extra mile in debasing themselves and reaching new levels of idiocy and douche-baggery deserving of a superlative when being called a penis wrinkle.

Jimmy: Dude look at your clothes, looks like you keep them in a bag of rocks!
Bob: Yeah, look at this wrinkle. Epic Wrinkle!

Jimmy: Only a penis wrinkle would say something stupid like epic wrinkle.
Bob: I'm not a penis wrinkle. I'm an Epic Wrinkle!

by Heptard December 10, 2010

Epic burn

Epic burn, so hot that it hurts.

Doctor: "You have herpes."
Patient: "What? How?"
D: "I'm no doctor but you probably had sex with someone."
P: "No this cant be true."
D: "You with a girl? Yeah i was surprised too."
D: You also suffer from a Epic burn."


http://www.explosm.net/comics/1367/

by Somefagtookmynamealso~ October 07, 2008

Epic Mount

It's a epic mount which you can ride in the game World of Warcraft

"ROFL Epic Mounts pwn!!1!1 lollolollol"

by My Name Lol July 17, 2006

Epic

BombdiggityWoW

World of Warcraft private servers are "EPIC"

by friskey4u January 10, 2009

epic

dramatic, awesome.

- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
its just like whoa!?!
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
its like slipknot all headbanging to a mint song in sync
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
or
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
lord of the rings return of the king
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
when they all ride down on there horses and own the orcs
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
then the mint music comes on
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
and the sun rises
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
thats coo
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
i mean
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
thats epic
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
;)
Hollyyy, says:
i've never seen lord of the rings...
- AaronShaquilleCarlton says:
D:

by hollitha_x October 17, 2008

Epic Burn

When to much anal sex has taken place

"i got crazy epic burn from jamie last night"

by Local Kid November 01, 2008

epic fail

Definition number two in the urban dictionary of epic fail.

"Means only one thing........of two choices."
^Epic Fail of definition

by AnonymousUser200 January 10, 2009