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Eli

A kid who says random shit constantly and it gets hella annoying. He’s also real good at basketball but has weird taste in girls and is super picky. If you tick him off enough he’ll do this weird eye roll thing to try to make you feel bad for him. Anyway overall, fuck this kid.
by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020
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This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.
Fuck Eli.
by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020
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Elie

Elie is short for Eliana. However, people will topically misspell her name as Eli or Ellie. Elie is an amazing friend who is willing to tell you when she is annoyed with you. She’s always there for you when you need it, however, will keep you in check when you need it most. She’s tall and competitive. She plays basketball passionately, always looking for ways to improve and get better. She’ll even help you with you’re game if you need it or if she thinks you need it.

She has phenomenal grades, even going out of her way to take harder classes just for the challenge and for a higher than 4.0 gpa (4.07) She’ll never stop trying to make herself the best person she can be. She loves animals and tv cop shows.
Being best friends with an Elie is like the perfect combination of good best friend, someone to make memories with and laugh and someone who will willingly make you feel terrible just because in the end she knows you know she doesn’t really mean it.

If you become best friends with an Elie be careful. EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL THINK YOURE DATING OR TALKING EVEN IF YOU STATE CONSTANTLY YOU ARE NOT. They will all, and I repeat all, think you’re romantically involved. When the truth is, they’re a great person, who you would date, but you’re friendship is too perfect and nothing would make you want to jeopardize that.
Then: Who’s your best friend?
Me: Elie.
Them: wow are you sure you’re not dating???
Me: NOOO
by Joenobody6969 November 5, 2020
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Elie

Elie is short for Eliana. However, people will topically misspell her name as Eli or Ellie. Elie is an amazing friend who is willing to tell you when she is annoyed with you. She’s always there for you when you need it, however, will keep you in check when you need it most. She’s tall and competitive. She plays basketball passionately, always looking for ways to improve and get better. She’ll even help you with you’re game if you need it or if she thinks you need it.

She has phenomenal grades, even going out of her way to take harder classes just for the challenge and for a higher than 4.0 gpa (4.07) She’ll never stop trying to make herself the best person she can be. She loves animals and tv cop shows.
Being best friends with an Elie is like the perfect combination of good best friend, someone to make memories with and laugh and someone who will willingly make you feel terrible just because in the end she knows you know she doesn’t really mean it.

If you become best friends with an Elie be careful. EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL THINK YOURE DATING OR TALKING EVEN IF YOU STATE CONSTANTLY YOU ARE NOT. They will all, and I repeat all, think you’re romantically involved. When the truth is, they’re a great person, who you would date, but you’re friendship is too perfect and nothing would make you want to jeopardize that.
Then: Who’s your best friend?
Me: Elie.
Them: wow are you sure you’re not dating???
Me: NOOO
by Joenobody6969 November 5, 2020
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Elis

Fit gets all the birds and really good at video games
by James begger October 4, 2020
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Eli

Someone you’re to scared to talk to no matter how much you want to. You’ll talk to everyone about him except talk to him.
Friend 1: omg shut up about Eli already!
Friend 2: no TEHEHE ❤️
by Lonerstonerhater October 7, 2020
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Eli

The Funny guy who likes to tease his friends and play video games but he's also a total teacher's pet, he's also super busy or at least he says so he can't "hang out" in person.
by xqusp October 14, 2020
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