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Elijah

Elijah is a sex machine and gets all the girls.
by tieniewienie November 22, 2021
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Elijah

Will defeat Lauren in the Hunger Games. No questions asked. Is also a Gryffindor who eats squirrels.
Elijah will beat Lauren in the hunger games.

Elijah eats squirrels.
by Soldierx67 April 13, 2021
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Elijah

A gorgeous guy who has a dick all the girls wanna ride on until they die. He only gives the sexiest girls what they want.
Girl #1: Damn! Is that Elijah over there?
Girl #2: I think so! I wanna f*ck his brains out.
Girl #1: Exactly what I was thinking!
*two girls high five each other*
by ligmaba69 March 6, 2021
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Elijah is a good friend, he knows how to dress, he is very funny, he is fine, he has nice ass hair, and he is very trust worthy so if yu got one dont lose them.
Elijah is a very good friend
by Monchaa November 3, 2020
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Elijah is a very genuine kind and caring person, he is a very funny humorous individual. He gives great advice and is very caring towards his loved ones and his friends. He is truly a good friend and he is a keeper. He will always listen and try to support you however he can he is such a happy individual.
Elijah is such a good friend to have' meaning he is trustworthy and a real friend
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Elijah Allan Barry

Bitch ass dude elijah fake asf omm duddan

Elijah Allan barry is a bitch ass dude who’s fake
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Elijah

Your average 5'10" white guy. Or so you thought. He might have ADHD, and a bit of depression, but despite all this, he's got a massive heart. He loves his friends sooooo much, and will always support them. He can sometimes get sucked into stuff because of peer pressure, and tends to be super spastic! He tends to procrastinate, but can help you in a pinch. He always seems to be fidgeting with something. He gets angry easily, but it's just a cover up for how he really feels, which is often confused. But yeah, if you know an Elijah, know he's going to be a super loyal friend. P.S. he tends to fall for girls that are super nice to him, and easily put up with his insanity. If you date him, he will be super loyal, and will help you through your hard times. Know he will always be there.
Friend: Hey, Elijah, I didn't do the essay! Could you help me?
Elijah: Yeah! No problem, let me explain it to you and help you write your outline! When you're done I'll help you edit it.
by Theguywhowritesyourpapers November 24, 2021
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