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Kvin lice bog dock

Kevins friend "Yo kevin Kvin lice bog dock"
Kevin " gang shit"
by KepTai June 27, 2020
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Docking

Something dascustang
Person 1: what is docking?
Me: it's where you do something discusting
by Kenny_yt October 20, 2020
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Dock Block

A situation in the board game Puerto Rico, when during the Captain Phase of the game, a player opts to ship his goods in such a way as to prevent another player from having access to one of the three allotted ships.
John: "I could ship my tobacco on the ship already containing tobacco, but instead I choose to place my one corn on the large ship so that you can't get any points."

Mary: "Oh man, you are such a dock block!"
by LlordLlama October 16, 2012
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meat dock

a meat dock is basically an attractive man with a rockin body. his body is a dock where meat (aka the muscle) is stored. the meat usually resides in the arms, abdominals, and calves.
"whoah, that guy over there is a total meat dock, go get his number"
by juice head gorilla November 14, 2012
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Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola
subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!
by tronn4 March 3, 2012
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speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"
by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011
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Tongue docking

When someone slides their tongue inside your foreskin
Miss R pulled all of Mr. J’s foreskin forward and asked to slide her tongue inside, in doing so she was tongue docking with him.
by J-intact October 10, 2023
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