Deuce Broods

Pronunciation: (Doos Bruds)
Very, Extremely Brood.

Bisa: Dat Girl looks good homes.
Samo Head: Shes Deuce Broods.

by Samo Head June 18, 2008

Deuce Slot

A phase that gives reference to one's anus. This term derives from the derogatory word deuce which is slang for a bowel movement.

That girl has a nice deuce slot!

by Slim Pixx February 9, 2009

deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.

I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.

by madworld May 31, 2013

deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.

I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014

ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there

Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.

by The6exo6rci6st April 29, 2014

deuce cage

Most often a bathroom stall, however, any room with a toilet and a working door may be considered a deuce cage.

While doing work in the deuce cage, the preferred throne pal is a Gameboy DS.

by Fellow Goomba June 24, 2014

Deuce Sphere

The sphere and range of locations where one can take a deuce in any given area. The quality of a deuce sphere is determined through the number of locations that are clean enough, quiet enough, and provide a good deucemosphere for an individual. There are different ratings for the quality of a deuce sphere. The deuce sphere is a vital part of deucing in public places.

Guy 1: What part of town are you in?
Guy 2: I am in the north central part of the college campus
Guy 1: Ok youre deuce sphere rating is 8 and there are some prime locations for deucing available. I recommend you find a deucing sanctuary with a good deucemosphere.

by Fanfin September 28, 2014