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Danish Deuce

Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.
Please don’t do danish deuce tonight.
by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019
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Deuce Slot

A phase that gives reference to one's anus. This term derives from the derogatory word deuce which is slang for a bowel movement.
That girl has a nice deuce slot!
by Slim Pixx February 9, 2009
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fug deuce

The type of guy who is so ugly that that you think a piece of shit is more handsome than him. Somehow he gets alot of girls to like him that are out of his league. Usually a ginger.
that fug deuce is one ugly person
by datboi1111 August 13, 2017
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deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.
I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.
by bigfnjess April 23, 2014
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ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there
Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
by The6exo6rci6st April 29, 2014
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deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two
Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.
by pedantic99 April 9, 2011
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Big deuce

These words are said when something is really wrong or when someone says something really dumb or even when you don’t want to do something
Greg: hey man Rihanna is not even that pretty.

Tyrone: Big deuce dahg, RiRi fine as hell Wys.
by abe__world October 13, 2019
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