Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).

- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.

by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017

Feet depression

Feet depression is something that can be caused through lack of contact with feet or/and lack of feet pics. The symptoms are:
-you start hallucinating feet

-you start hiding your feet fetish
-you start thinking that you hate feet sometimes
-you would do anything for a feet pic no matter what the feet looks like

How to stop having feet depression:
-go outside and touch some feet
-try to put ur feet in ur a hole or in your pu s ay if you have one
-find a friend/boyfriend/girlfriend that always sends you feet pics
-find a feet kitten on discord

Oh no i have feet depressions for lack of contact with feet.

by Feet girl October 29, 2022

postdepartum depression

The emotional letdown following a holiday or other big event when all the company leaves and you're left with nothing to look forward to.

"It was a great Christmas, but the postdepartum depression is really setting in now"

by OD Ron January 1, 2012

Half Depressed

When you're not depressed but also not mentally healthy

Bro 1: Bro I'm not depressed but it's hard for me to be happy...
Bro 2: I think you're half depressed bro...

by furgledurg9000 February 27, 2019

Diet depression

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed

Yeah I been having diet depression

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

Crispy depression

Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead

I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.

by Potatosmileyface July 17, 2017

depression time

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.

Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time

by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019