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by anonymous December 2, 2021

Deez nutz

A term used to make jokes about the male testicles.

Marmot: Hey bro, what do you garnish a martini with?

Beeber: With an olive.
Marmot: Olive (All of) deez nutz?

by Likewater August 15, 2021

Deez nuts

The pinnacle of human comedy, millions of years of evolution, survival, building a community then a kingdom, then, being all over the world, conquering mount everest, flying to the moon, all of this resulted in one thing.
Deez nuts.

"Hey dude you wanna go hang out" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person
"You're going to a mental hospital" - person
"Deez nuts" - other person

by Hydramadness312 July 28, 2023

deez nuts

Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

Deez Nuts

A word often used by squirrels identifying another squirrel named Dee

Squirrel 1: Man i'm starving

Squirrel 2: Hey! How about lets gobble up Dee's nuts!

Squirrel 1: Aww yeah! I'm sure he won't mind right m8?

Ligma(also a squirrel): ....

You know the biggest peanuts and delicious in the town? Deez Nuts!

by Nothing out of the ordinary July 24, 2023

deez nutz

deez nutz on ur face

hi would you like to eat deez nutz

by TotallyNotKreekCraft July 1, 2022

Deez Nuts

Referring to someone's nuts. May be said by any gender regarding if they have any or not.

"What's for lunch?" - "Deez Nuts"

by MoonSvt February 22, 2022