Depression

The result of a list of things making you feel like dying, anxious, overthinking. Depression IS an illness, not a joke, not something to make you appear cooler, A FUCKING ILLNESS. Stop faking it, dude.

-I think I have depression.
-No, dude, you're having a fucking bad day.

by albertoangela June 5, 2020

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Depression good

If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.

Mom: How are you doing?

You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.

Mom: Clean your room!

by nick wiley September 23, 2020

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Depression

A fancy word for feeling bummed out.

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Person 1: The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression!
Person 2: Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?
Person 1: Dwight, you ignorant slut!
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by KB04 October 3, 2020

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Depression Trifecta

A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.

Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!

by Dustin69 October 3, 2020

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