cupcake eater

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".

person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"

by telamons chicken hat April 6, 2024

hot cupcake

When someone sticks their finger down your ass crack as it’s showing out the top of your pants.

Husband - “Don’t give me a hot cupcake while I’m fixing the plumbing.”
Wife - “No promises.”

by Kris10/10 December 23, 2017

Cupcake

Another term for an underage child, referencing popular (fallen off) online influencer EDP445 when he tried to meet an underage girl.

Did you hear Bryant Morland tried to get a cupcake?? What a sick fat bastard!

by Morty Gleckman April 7, 2024

cupcake

a person with celebrity worship disorder who is overly sensitive towards any reasonable comment, complaint, or criticism of a celebrity, usually because they are blinded by a toxic and unhealthy parasocial relationship

Person 1: Omg I love Ariana Grande! I would die for her

Person 2: Ew, stop being such a cupcake for her

by returnofsakura February 4, 2023

Cupcake

(v) The act of catching a fart in a closed fist as it comes out and quickly releasing the captured gases into the face of an unsuspecting victim.

Omg I can’t believe you cupcaked me - it was like you farted up my nose. 🤮

by Jiggles_386 January 13, 2023

Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.

Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.

by Team Dynomite January 22, 2024

Pink cupcake

A pink cupcake is a victory over de feet. A phrase uttered when a prostitute is busted by the ones closest to her.

“They got her with that pink cupcake. She can’t even run the streets anymore.”

by Maulstick October 7, 2022