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Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.
Boy 1: Dude have you met Kaydens Mom?
Boy 2: No why?
Boy 1: she is the cougae of all cougars, I'll introduce you.
Boy 2: Hell yeah. I can't wait to meet this cougar
Boy1: She will teach you all kids of grown up stuff
by Poprart please May 18, 2020
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cougar

me: hey you see that girl?
friend: yeah she’s older.
me: yeah she’s a cougar😳
by hellcat64)3$ August 24, 2022
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Cougar

Sarah Easey
Sarah is a cougar
by Chelseafc❤️ July 8, 2019
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cougar stripeing

Just like a Tiger stripe, except when a chick is on her period and it leaks out to the front of her panties.
Oh! Shit! I went down on this chick and she had the worst Cougar Stripeing I have ever seen. No Oxy-clean will get rid of that!
by thederfluten April 24, 2011
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Cougar

A haggard woman who needs to pay to suck a hard cock
The cougar needed to pay $7 to suck the youn guy's hard cock
by Cooooghuuurr April 18, 2018
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Cougar

Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!
Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Cougarism

This is the process by which an underaged person marries a far faaar older person for different reasons such as a quick way to make money, sexual intimacy etc. this is illegal in most countries but is still a practice that can be found in many western countries and India.
We practice cougarism.
by Boom Flex August 8, 2018
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