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gods cotton

God's cotton. Is the most potent Danky dank of the dankiest of dank.

This sativa strain is only grown in Mooresville IN
Friend:Hey man wanna get some gods cotton?

Bruh: nah bro I was nodding out on that bud besides I got more right here

Friend: you didn't smoke it all?

Bruh: impossible nobody can smoke that much not even god himself

Friend: ....

Bruh: well maybe..

Friend: only one way to find out

(Conclusion: they took one toke and passed out)
by DaddyDankmaster February 25, 2017
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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
by Goooooober May 9, 2016
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Crotch Cotton

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.
dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar
by CosmicDragon August 5, 2016
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Cotton picking

When someone who is talking to people or dating people only prefers the whitest of white girls.
My friend Jon was on tinder the other, dude is cotton picking everyone .
by Woah now December 23, 2019
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Cotton Candy

Used when something is really sweet, cute and wholesome. Generally makes you feel good inside.
“Have you seen that new cartoon ? It’s really cotton candy”
by Jvepvrk February 18, 2020
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Cotton

Someone who has become soft because of someone; Someone in a serious relationship.
"Since Nick and Jody started dating, he has become a cotton."

"So you turned cotton now that you have a girl."
by Caribbean slang February 23, 2020
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cotton candy fuck

When one twink rolls his hips in a circular motion over another twinks dick.
"I know you like dick from a bear, but have you tried cotton candy fucking?"
by Checkers!! March 10, 2020
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