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Corporate Buisness

To ask someone to have Intercourse in a disgusting or secret way, usually used in a sadistic manner.
“hey Samantha, wanna have someCorporate Buisness”~?”
“Im calling HR Phil.”
by digbickrandy October 22, 2023
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Corporate Eiffel Tower

Noun and verb.

When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.

They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.

Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago
by corporate brand whore October 30, 2023
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corporatism

Diametrically opposed to liberal laissez-faire and Marxist central planning; provides balance in labor relations, consequently combating the precariousness of work (proletarianization) as well as the unbridled accumulation of capital and usury. It is a spiritual organization of production and consumption that is qualitative rather than quantitative. Therefore, aristocratic hierarchies dismantle bourgeois plutocracies.
True corporatism is the organic basis of common interests.
by tradical October 31, 2023
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Corporate-Cuck-Fuck

An ass-pull / sad-excuse for mega corporation to connect with today’s world
Pride month is just a corporate-cuck-fuck excuse for a company to target the LGBTQ+ community
by Randythefeltedface December 6, 2023
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Corporate - Cuck

Someone who used to be underground but now takes orders for the money.
Wow, that guy used to be underground and cool. Now he's a Corporate - Cuck just to get money.
by vhhm January 24, 2024
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Corporat

The public domain version of Mickey Mouse from Steamboat Willie is much better than that Corporat.
by FilFee January 25, 2024
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Corporate Catfishing

When a person uses an excessively old picture and uses filters too much to hide their actual age in work programs like MS Teams
You see Lisa on the call yesterday? Actually using the filter to look like she isn't 50 years old? She is totally corporate catfishing the team.
by charlie456789 March 22, 2024
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