Cock warmer

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.

Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

played cock

When somebody play you skep
(See skep I.E. it’s a Cincinnati thing)

Girl 1: nigga you ugly and broke and yo baby head look like a football

Guy 1: aww you gon say that though?

Guy 2: Damn you just got played cock bruh

by Tayfabe February 18, 2018

cock stare

A gaze representing obvious sexual desire, usually accompanied by the licking of lips and the darting of the eyes, ever so slightly, toward the penis.

Dude, Sean's mom was totally giving me the cock stare all night.

by Thefastestmidget August 7, 2005

cock fest

See sausage fest.

There isn't a single vagina here! It's a cock fest!

by Johnson's Grill February 21, 2004

cock ass

Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.

Fuck You! Fuckin'...Cock Ass!

by Scott B. August 23, 2003

Cooler Cock

The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.

Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.

by Orchard August 6, 2012

Secondhand Cock

The inadvertent contact of male genitalia by another male by way of a third party.

Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense!

Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!"

by Beornn1 February 21, 2011