Christoph Hayhae

Christoph Hayhae was a national hero. I'm surprised you've never heard of him. I am here today to tell you about a real life hero who deserves much more recognition. Christoph worked as a professional negotiator for the United States of America. He's a true American hero. He singlehandedly resolved dozens of hostage crisis's and ransoms. He personally settled hundreds of cases and he probably saved at least a million lives through his work. As a negotiator, he brought home millions of innocent lives who were in danger. Christoff deserves more credit for what he does. I'm here to spread the word of his true heroism in real life.

Stranger "OMG! You're Christoph Hayhae! You're a true hero!"
Christoph Hayhae "No, you are the real hero. I am only doing my job. It's a honor to serve."
Stranger "Wow, heroic and noble! What a hero!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr

A guy who GLAZES nba youngboy, mustangs, and that one trash Celtics player.

Christopher Martin Sulfer Jr successfully did licky licky.

by Ur brother bitch October 23, 2025

Christopher Navarro

Is the most horniest mf and most loyal and will always be wanting something from you.

“You act like christopher Navarro”

by Gggrf101 November 21, 2021

christopher hance

A man who plays basketball, baseball, and football. He's not a poop nugget and is wayyyy better than James! He gets all da the girls and gets me with style. What a guy!

Man, that guys is a definite Christopher Hance

by James the Poopnugget November 22, 2016

kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old

"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher

by leviticus3k December 22, 2021

Harvey Christopher Mills

Harvey Christopher MIlls is someone with amazing rizz, some may call him The Rizzard Of Oz.

"Wow, look at Harvey Christopher MIlls rizz up Johan Parda, he really is The Rizzard Of Oz," Said someone.

by COCLOVER123 January 5, 2023

Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025