A comforting chimney sweeper

A comforting chimney sweeper referece to the sexuall act, where after taking a shit, Person B cleans Person A's rectum for any additional "crums" with their tongue

Person 1:I just had a comforting chimney sweeper done to me, pls help
Person 2: a what?
Person 1: .....

by Christ feisty 123 May 13, 2021

Brown Tennessee Chimney

When one has someone from behind in doggie position. Then the top mistakingly put their shirt over the noise to cover the smell. But is throttled by the smell that just came from the wind hole you created.

“Man I thought things were all good last night?” “Nah man I couldn’t stay for 5 seconds after smelling that brown Tennessee chimney”

by World wide weed wacker March 7, 2023

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.

“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024

The Risky Chimney

Smoking either weed or cigarettes and blowing the smoke into your partners asshole when they are ass up face down and hoping they fart the smoke out without their permission

Yo! Did you hear Eric blew cigarette smoke into Brooke's asshole and she farted on his face??

Damn that nigga would pull off The Risky Chimney

by MRrager May 31, 2024

Dick Head Cheney

The VP under George W 'Dumbya' Bush who convinced his boss to launch a wasteful unnecessary war against Iraq to topple the dirtbag Saddam Hussein (who was not a problem to the US or its allies) in order to make a profit for the business Haliburton that he owned. Cheney never was a veteran, he got 6 deferments but he LOVED war and gleefully endorsed and supported torture and rape of war prisoners. That is a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice and UN treaties, but he didn't care. He giddily got his rocks off on all this, and as it is the Iraq war of 2003 - 2011 was ended under the Obama administration after over a million people died (both sides). Ancient Mesopotamian treasures were looted and sold on the black market or even destroyed. Saddam's capture and execution solved zero, Iraq descended into civil war and our forces were in even greater danger than before. After they came back from that war many of them were and are mentally and physically injured and disabled for life. Every 10 minutes a veteran attempts to take his/her life, Dick Head Cheney has blood on his hands and shit on his face.

1. When Congress has a 'tie' vote, the VP gives the vote for a bill - yay or nay. On one such issue Dick Head Cheney gave a 'yay' on a 50/50 issue then he sassed off to a certain Democrat Senator by telling him to 'Go fuck yourself'. Very uncouth and unbecoming a government official.

2. Because of his greed and lies the Middle East is in a very unstable FUBAR shape. Many of our soldiers came back sick and injured for life, and the public just brushes them off as crazy 'trash'. War became TV entertainment for the armchair general public during the 00's but they don't want to 'pay the piper' or even face the facts. Even worse because of the imbalance of power in the Middle East, out of the ashes of Iraq sprung up the vicious monster terrorist gang called ISIS. ISIS started a hideous genocidal war against Jews, Christians, Muslims, Bahais, Sikhs, Druse, Zoroastrians, anyone! Now we REALLY had a problem! Pres. Obama ordered a massive air war against these crazy genocidal motherfuckers and things have not the same in the area since.

3. If the US left Iraq alone the people would've rebelled and then we could've helped them like we did helping the Libyans deposing Moammar Gaddafy. But Dick Head Cheney LIED and wanted so bad to make a profit. Because of his lies and greed (and sadism), Iraq is AFU, the Middle East is AFU, many soldiers' lives are AFU and the US economy nearly tanked too. He loves torture so much, now he's getting it in Hell! Good riddance to rotten rubbish.

by anonymous November 6, 2025