Chopped Sausage

Fillet mignon shoved up the urethra of a small midget, peed out into a urinal, and then collected for scientific research. After 3 years of fermentation, it is observed, and researched, and then eaten.
It is known to be the most delicious delicacy if prepared ABSOLUTELY PERFECT- to which those chances are less than .00009% and has only been successfully completed once.
Any other way prepared just tastes like ultra shit.
Contrary to popular belief, it CAN be a choice in the infamous "Would You Rather" game.
It is a damn good choice too.

Tyler: OK Eric, Would You Rather eat the Chopped Sausage, or The Meal?
Eric: Fuck me!!! I can't choose!!!
Tyler: Or lick your moms toesies until you puke?
Eric: The toes! GIVE ME THE TOES!

by Who do you think?? May 11, 2008

chopped

When the call on your cell gets dropped- When it cuts you off and it really pisses you off, the call got chopped.

I was on my cell learnin where my ho was when the call got chopped.

by Chill June 1, 2004

Chappelle's Show

Well... This is pretty self-explanitory, dumbasses. It's a show with a dude named Chappelle (Dave Chappelle). If you couldn't find that out on your own, then you're incredibly stupid... Seriously? The NAME EXPLAINS ITSELF... But I digress. Anyhow, this show is actually funny (a funny tv show... hasn't happened since Invader Zim)... Yeah. Good stuff. Watch it- I COMMAND YOU!

u-u do you really need an example? Just watch the god damn show!

by Jabbers August 10, 2004

Chopped

Being high and drunk and the same time!

your brother needs to stop getting chopped from weed and liquor at the same time!

by Nate-da-great February 1, 2008

clapped

clapped; a sexy ass motherfucker, the person who calls you this is generally a jelous hoe who is a beat and delete, with very bad hair.

hoe:"lucie is a clapped bitch"

by sayittomyfaceyeah February 23, 2015

chopped and screwed

when yu ask a femlale if she wants to go back to your place and she then ditches you bkus she has to go chill with her friends so shes ditching you for her friends;; so you've officially been cHopPed &+ $CREWEd <---

dude: ayyy ma wanna qo back to my crib and chill ?

femalee: id love to buh i qotta chill with my qirls !

* YOUVE OFFiCiALLY BEEN ChOPPEd ANd SCREWEd *

by katieeee b ! March 19, 2009

Clapped

Someone who has got a severe form of Chlamydia and deserves to be hit in the face with a shovel or typically has a face that looks like it already has been hit with a shovel.

Dude 1: Look at Chloe Hamilton over there holy fuck what's wrong with her.

Dude 2: She's definitely clapped, look at that face though.

by DingBongBigDong September 21, 2018