Sometimes valued at over $1 Billion dollars, a magic chinese buffet is one of the most mysterious sights one can behold, as well as the most intriguing to experience. Legend says that the power of this delicious rarity cannot be understood by the majority of mankind. Only a few may ever be tempted with the mystical being who supposedly offers a chosen one the chance to pick a check for one billion dollars, or to be subjected to the majestic, magic chinese buffet. many choose the unbelievable wealth offered, however, only the truly fortuitous and kind at heart will have the opportunity to experience magic in the world over an extrinsic reinforcer such as simple cash.
Magic Chinese Buffet master: Good sir, I now offer you the choice to choose $1 Billion dollars to be all yours, tax-free of course, or the option to experience the only bit of magic you will ever be subjected to in your feeble lifetime.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.
Steve: There's no doubt in my mind, I want to experience magic, to know that said mystical happenings exist in this world, and of course, to indulge in what is, the Magic Chinese Buffet.
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Get the Magic Chinese Buffet mug.The time after a recently ended relationship where "getting back together" could still be possible as neither parties items have not been returned and finalizations have not been made.
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While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).
Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.
While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.
While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.
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Get the Chinese Buffet mug.The process of having sex with a girl while ontop of a mound of food. Usually includes hot buffet items, ie: Waffles, syrup, strawberrys, and that pudding that isnt pudding but it says it is...usually found at shoneys.
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Get the buffet bang mug.Someone who is willing to be a bufffer between two people busting each other's balls and or driving eachother insane. The BMBB is typically a child(over 18) or grandchild(over 18) willing to step in and “say separate corners people!”
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