that blowjob sucked

Means: "that was the second best blowjob I could ever receive." For a description for the best ever, see that blowjob swallowed.

Bill: Man, that blowjob sucked. Good job!

by spinaltapsoundguy February 7, 2010

Infinite Blowjobs

1. A phrased used to describe the often beyond describable sense of pleasure from achieving varying degrees of greatness.

2. An orgasm worthy idea.

3. It's like one blowjob... but forever!

A. "We one 9001 to 0, that game was so made of infinite blowjobs!"

B. "That was such a fucking awesome idea, it gave me infinite blowjobs."

C. Well it's like a blowjob... but you know, forever.

by flowceps July 29, 2010

Swedish Blowjob

Sticking a rusty nail up the eye of the penis

Terry was being really horrid so his wife gave him a Swedish blowjob

by fannyadams November 2, 2010

blowjob

Lemme put it in simple words. It's when a female sucks a male's dick or a male sucks a female's vagina. A 69 can be simultaneously sucking eachothers dicks and vaginas.

Before I had anal sex with my girlfriend, she gave me a blowjob. I was moaning in pleasure.

by Pussy Sucker July 21, 2007

blowjob hand

the smell of spit and skin left on your hand after a blowjob

She said they didn't do anything but you can't argue the smell of blowjob hand.

You might want to clean out your fridge, smells worse than blowjob hand.

by tri5aratops October 3, 2008

bad blowjob

When an experience that should be exquisite turns out to be unpleasant.

"I went and saw the Replacements, but they were so drunk they couldn't finish a song."
"That's a bad blowjob."

by Henry Flower October 26, 2007

Alaskan Blowjob

When placing Goldbond Medicated Footpowder on one's Penis and Testicles. This could also be followed by a hot shower.

We all decided to give ourselves Alaskan Blowjobs last night to celebrate our win.

by Chesterfield Mcfistacuffs October 29, 2010