to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.
"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"
" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009
A strong robust or Lesbian vibe. Characterised by a stocky build. Deep or obnoxious voice shorter or coloured hairstyles.
by 🎷 June 05, 2020
by Yourdadslover January 07, 2018
by /Pie God\ August 16, 2017
When a woman (or a very feminine male) riding a motorized vehicle serves hot and juicy beef at a Chicago sporting tailgate.
by DrDizzle October 10, 2017
A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.
by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019