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Pooh Bearing

"Dude I was totally pooh bearing it last night while watching Ariel."
by Gerbooty May 5, 2015
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Flour Beating

The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.
"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
by Sweet papaya July 17, 2015
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Chester Bennington

Someone seeing a hot guy : Omg he's so hot, he must be somehow related to Chester Bennington
by Chazenderina March 23, 2017
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Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.
Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.
by Ron Damint July 13, 2017
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mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017
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mackerel beating

by Whale Shark October 7, 2017
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Papa Bearing

Applying to gentlemen who are about 28 + ... When you're in the middle of some sensual loving but you ain't had your deek warmed in a few months, maybe even years so your nuts are wrinkly and full of natures calcium and you accidentally drown yo' gal. Sort of like over bearing, but because these nuts have more fine lines than a Coke party it's "Papa Bearing"
"Yo keeesha, that dude was so papa bearing me last night, I nearly drowned gurl"
by Blockedcheesepls October 3, 2017
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