buffer

a person you hire from off the street to buy you porn, a rated m video game or sneak you into a r rated movie also known as your "big brother"

"hey tell that guy if he will buffer me to buy me a playboy"

by stormtrooper501 October 14, 2009

bbfe

when you meet someone and you know you want to be best buddies for ever and ever thats where you use,
Best Buddies For Eternity

Person 1- "Love Ya Honey"
Person 2 - "Love ya, bbfe"

by GWish June 16, 2010

buffer

faget, newb, asshole, dick, fucker, bitch,

wow that kid is such a buffer

pronunciation
boo-fur

by RTC123456 October 1, 2010

Penis Buffer

When watching a porno or other adult video online when it halts to buffer the video unfortunately to the image of a man's penis.

"I was trying to watch Star Whores but since my internet is slow, I got penis buffered by OG Wang Can Do ME"

by tombearrr September 3, 2011

buffet

heaven for fat people and john candy's glory

the buffet was wiped out by john candy

by baka_kuso_yarou December 10, 2004

baffer

your motherfuckin' dick

"dude, put your baffer away."

by MIKEGGGG July 10, 2005

The old country buffet

Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.

Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?

The old country buffet!

YAY!!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011