Andre is the dumbest mother fucker you’ll ever meet, he thinks he's cool but he’s a dick for brains. Andre most likely works out because he has no real friends that want to hangout with him because he’s that much of a dick. Andre is probably lonely constantly and has no communication skills
Girl: Andre you’re such a weirdo
Andre: Stfu w*gger
Boy: Dude she was flirting with you
Andre: Idc bully or be bullied
Andre: Stfu w*gger
Boy: Dude she was flirting with you
Andre: Idc bully or be bullied
by anonymous January 8, 2022

a person who acts like your friend for several months and then suddenly turns on you for making a mistake.
by hb47gh48gg3 July 7, 2019

There are not enough words in the world to describe an Andre. He commonly refers to as fine or handsome but can also be called cute every now and then. Once you find an Andre, keep him because he prioritizes his woman over everything else. Even after breaking up his love won't sway. It won't be the same, but it'll still be there. Andre's are typically freakish athlete, naturally being good at every sport he does. He is also good at things like music and art. He is just an all around catch, and is humor is unmatched. He can have you still laughing at jokes that he made weeks ago. And he isn't much of a romantic but if you peak his interest, there's no mountain he won't move for you. So if you get an Andre, even as a friend, hold on to him because that's an asset to valuable to lose.
by the real chicken man January 31, 2023

A smart, chubby, kawaii asian that can help with your homework at night. But as pay you need to feed him 2kg of rice and 63 kg or donuts, churros and cake.
Definition: Chubby asian
Gosh, Andre is so kawaii, hopefully he doesn't eat all of the food in my pantry though!
Gosh, Andre is so kawaii, hopefully he doesn't eat all of the food in my pantry though!
by Goooo LIVERPOOL! October 9, 2022

A man of greatness. The greatest you will ever meet. Not only that, but he is the coolest living being in the earth. Much cooler than Jesse.
Also known for being the greatest Fortnite player in North Korea
Also known for being the greatest Fortnite player in North Korea
Andre is cooler than the person reading this
by DaVinke February 8, 2025

andre is so cool
by clash royale dad he he he ha May 26, 2022

An alcoholic joker who is a rare mix of turkish, dutch and dominican blood. Someone who can sing "Vete Ya" by Enrique Iglesias as good as the artist himself
"Yo, who is that dude that like every post of mine but never leaves a comment? "
"Oh that's Deniz Andres, don't mind him, he's funny actually."
"Oh that's Deniz Andres, don't mind him, he's funny actually."
by Jusventus January 29, 2018
