am i bread

basically what am i doing here 💀 when you see a cute couple , and you think why dont i have that

*cute couple on tiktok* am i bread ?

by hekshdks November 5, 2023

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

Am Nice Guy

The Majority Of Last Heard Words.

Person 1: Please, No! I have a family!
Person 2: Too bad.
Person 1: Am Nice Guy.

Person 2 died in that dramatic twist

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf July 15, 2021

I am cold

I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.

This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold

by Steve_the_magnificent August 18, 2021

i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

sure am hungry

Telephone code phrase for a interest in the purchase of something best left unnamed over the phone.

A: Hello?
B: Hey; sure am hungry.
A: KK, I'll be right over - usual?
B: Yea.

by Jas.Bone February 11, 2014