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alan

Hey, alan.
by mamelao April 19, 2023
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alan

i don’t think i’m supposed to use urban dictionary for this but i wish we where still as close as we used to be i miss being your best friend, even tho we talk from time to time i want things to go back to what it used to be, i should’ve told you how i felt, most of the time i thought u liked me to but i’ll always be to scared to ask you. i miss you.
by myth0ughts August 24, 2023
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Alan

“Bro are you watching One piece

“Nah bruh this shits gay af, more like Alan Piece”
by thelongwalktodachau November 23, 2021
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mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.
Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan
by DAS24 April 29, 2022
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Alan

A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.

Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
by daddy1x April 22, 2023
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Alan partridge 26

Alanpartridge26 is an amazing tiktoker with a few thousand followers! He is very funny and is a comedian and guitarist!
Have you heard of Alan partridge 26? His guitarist skills are incredible!
by Ruby d November 2, 2021
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Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
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