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Alan

A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.

Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
by daddy1x April 22, 2023
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Alan

“Bro are you watching One piece

“Nah bruh this shits gay af, more like Alan Piece”
by thelongwalktodachau November 23, 2021
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Alan

Oh wait that’s Alan, he must have a big dick
by Bickerousdickouerous November 20, 2021
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Alan Li

This word is often used as a compliment to define someone of high sigma grimace Ohio fanum rizz.
Alan Li: Ohio rizz sigma fanum tax skibidi edge ohio grimace shake alabama💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀(❁´◡`❁)(●'◡'●)╰(*°▽°*)╯(^///^)
by marcomonkey68421 December 11, 2023
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Alan

He is the funniest guy in whole world he can be a lil sus sometimes but he a good guy so you must be lucky to have him as a friend it is really hard to fined real friends These days and he also sexy asf
Alan is hella sexy
by Elpp November 22, 2021
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Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.
Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."
by Derog June 26, 2015
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