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Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015
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Skiing

Peeing on two sticks. In the ocean most commonly
He went skiing
by Thegreatone April 10, 2016
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brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).
So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!
by Rogue77 April 13, 2016
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Ski

by Youngve December 1, 2018
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ski dawgs

leo, cathy, henry, and ellie are ski dawgs.
by swagsaur69 March 1, 2019
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Ski

Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.
YO, any ski?
"Got some fire ski here for sale"
by AO151 March 5, 2019
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It’s ski

My boss tried to get me to come in early, it was ski as hell.

1: Can I use your car bro?

2: it’s ski
by 314L March 11, 2019
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