California Acceleration Project

An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.

Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.

by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018

Project Ina

The road project that won't be done until March 2019! It will create more lanes on the freeway without stopping for a train, which will make it look like Twin Peaks when it's done! Jack In The Box closed due to the construction and Donut Wheel is not getting enough business either!
Bob: "Jim, Ina Road is closed for 2 years, take Cortaro or Twin Peaks instead!"
Jim: "Why?"
Bob: "Because, they are adding more lanes on the freeway and building a new bridge that trains will go through without waiting for them!"
Jim: "Oh!"

Project Ina: A project that will create more lanes on Interstate 10 and create a bridge overpass for trains so cars don't have to wait for anymore trains.
Ina Road is closed until March 2019

by APersonfromCasasAdobes/Marana, September 30, 2018

The heart project

On may 13th who ever is suffer from anxiety, depression, any mental or physical illness can draw a heart or the hand or wrist and when another person sees your heart they hug you to give you hope

Hey! Tomorrow’s the heart project, I’m going to give those who have hearts hugs

by Kayla’s June 10, 2018

CLASS PROJECTS

I HATE IT BECAUSE THE PEOPLE IN MY FUCKIN TABLE DON'T WANT TO DO MY WAY THEY ALWAYS DO THE SHITTY WAY AND ITS SO DIFFICULT I WRITE SOMETHING THEN THE BITCHES DELETE OR CLAIM THEY DID IT AND SAY I DID NOTHING AND CALL MY WORK GARBAGE

FUCK CLASS PROJECTS THEY SUCK

by NAH 2WIOJ2EFIJ23IOFHD2E March 29, 2019

woodland project

Like a GSCE, except it's more like a BTEC, except it gives you no qualifications whatsoever

"Did you hear about John? Oh, that idiot who took Woodland Project, yea I know him"

by Parnphorck Meowden September 22, 2019

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

Graduation project

What we’re working on right now.

We are working on our graduation project.

by Kiwigenocide September 1, 2019