Nonce

A British slang for a pedophile

''I'm a nonce deji''

by J(a)ke Paul November 30, 2019

National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.

In need air National nonce capture day

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

Nonce

A nonce is a slang term used to describe a peadophile. It’s typically used in the United Kingdom, by, chavs.

Rah, he’s such a nonce

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023

Nonce

Adjective: used by salty third year girls when freshers are more attractive than them.

Unattractive third year girl 1: “Jimmy was getting with a fresher last night”

Unattractive third year girl 2: “shit, he’s 20 and she’s 18, what a nonce”

by SirNoncealot September 20, 2018

nonce

big fucking stroking nonce: somebody that it a child predator and tortures children if they dont fuck em

hey run its a nonce

by Skkshsofnc May 19, 2019

nonce

Also in other words, Alex, is a British pedophile who needs to be jailed.

Bruv, did you see that Alex (nonce) today?

by iygfqegv cockroach vash January 14, 2020

Nonce

British slang for Yvo, a man who sleeps through the whole day, never answers his phone, stalks users on the popular app TikTok and generally nonces around the place. Big nonce

Oi I've been ringing you since 8pm!

Sorry I've been sleeping because of all the TikTok I've been watching

You fucking nonce

by Famalamalamalamalamadingdong May 26, 2020