A guy that died sometime in the early 80s that fell off a dock high on cocaine and drowned. Yet he came back to life, and instead of craving flesh he shakes you down for money, drugs, and cigarettes. He is known to show up when you are using drugs.He yells alot, and will have sex with your girlfriend against her will.
Junky zombie shook me down for my change when I came out of the gas station.
My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
My friend got high on smack, and all the sudden junky zombie showed up, ripped me off and had sex with katie.
by cappdoodledoo May 10, 2011
Get the junky zombiemug. When you hear someone coughing and think it sounds like something that could start the Zombie Apocalypse.
Last night I went to the store and everyone was Zombie Coughing and had to get out of there before I caught the plague.
by Brook Byrnes March 28, 2017
Get the zombie coughmug. Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie
by pervert king April 20, 2015
Get the Monday Zombiemug. Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.
by ShadowLing October 20, 2018
Get the Internet Zombiemug. A popular Roblox game made by talented scripter Kyles and Joeb. It is centered about the "Micheal" or "Miguel" meme. It is a copy from a Call of Duty mode called Nazi Zombies.
by nin January 19, 2023
Get the Micheal's Zombiesmug. When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus
Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie
Man 2: I’m calling the cops
Man 2: I’m calling the cops
by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020
Get the Gay Zombiemug. When you are jacking off near your partner and are about to cum. You angle your load and nut in her face. Attempt to get it on her eyes, and mouth. When she wakes up she will make zombie noises.
Austin:Bro! Did you hear what Eric did to his chick?
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
Josh: No what?
Austin: He zombie shot his lady!
Josh: No way! Did she scream like a zombie.
by Dirty Top March 29, 2021
Get the Zombie Shotmug.