Whale Hunting

Trying to find a date that is overweight or obese.

Sampson put on his suit and tie. Tonight was a beautiful night to go Whale Hunting.

by GoEatATowel June 26, 2016

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shutter whale

An overweight tourist (generally American), taking obnoxious photos abroad.

Did you see that Shutter Whale taking photos of the leaning tower of Pisa?

by cwminor January 28, 2018

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Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.

After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."

by FatF***s July 31, 2012

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whale bating

Flirting with a fat girl in a bar until she buys you a drink and then ditching her.

Man, I've got no money!

Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.

by J-Pane March 24, 2011

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James Whales

James Whales is the founder of WikiCities & Wikipedia.

"Hey did you hear James Whales retired???"
"No."

by itstimeforafrica January 28, 2021

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The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT

"OMG MAN I LOVE WHALE SHARKS SO MUCH THEYRE THE BEST I LOVE THEM" -every sensible person ever

by Johnathan loves whale sharks June 30, 2023

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