Colon Warrior

A colon warrior is a person who uses their penis as a sword when going into sexual battle with their partner. Said partner could be a male and or a female.

Did you hear that Becky tried anal with Fred?! Fred is a real colon warrior

by Thund3rQu33f May 3, 2014

Warrior Soup

The clot-speckled water that was used to boil a menstrual cup.

My husband used to sneak into the kitchen to taste whatever I was cooking for supper, but he stopped after the first time I sterilized my DivaCup. Apparently he's not a fan of warrior soup.

by hurricane_latrina September 18, 2019

Warrior Run

We live in butthumps no where and we love lifted trucks and midgets cause that's all the middle school is and we're overrun by cows and horses go figure

Warrior run more like running from the bull that escaped the fence for the billionth time

by Wetdogfarts February 4, 2020

Wizards and Warriors

A 1987 NES video game by RARE that pissed a lot of fucking players off because you had to beat it in one fucking sitting since there was no passwords or save points.

I'm going to finish Wizards and Warriors on the NES and get pissed off at it because there are no passwords or saves so I have to do it in one sitting. Maybe I will just pause the game and leave my NES on overnight.

by pablowisdom August 15, 2016

AFK warrior

A player in any massively multiplayer online role play game (MMORPG) who is constantly away from keyboard (AFK) for ridiculously long periods of time, especially as soon as any effort is required.

"Hey Jack, we're getting pwnt up omg aaah!"

"No point dude Jack's being an afk warrior again."

by Cafi November 22, 2009

Girth Warrior

The name of the man who wins at life using his extremely vascular and thick cock. Cock could be used a blunt object and a throat fucking could easily become attempted murder. See Omari.

"I am the Girth Warrior " Omari said while brandishing his thick long cock at the city of Los Angeles. This was his favorite rooftop for the sunrise brandishing.

by Throatbaby November 19, 2020

wigan warriors

a team that calls themselves the best in all the land when they have not won a grand final since 2018 and losing the world club series to the Sydney roosters the only trophy they've won since then was the league leaders shield to stop a dreadful team from winning it

wigan warriors the best in all the land

by DeebotheGOAT March 11, 2022