The Vegas Guillotine

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.

The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine

by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018

Las Vegas sober

To abstain from alcohol but still partake in all and any drugs.

Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”

Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”

by oglimekiller March 31, 2025

Vega

Referring to something of poor taste, many times used to describe behavior which one finds immature, ignorant, or just plain stupid.

Wow, did you see that crap Kanye pulled at the VMAs? That was just so vega how he took the mic from Taylor.

by Astro4life September 15, 2009

Santiago Vega

Santiago Vegas are the type of people to eat all day and drop out to play Fortnite as a dream job.

Wow Santiago Vega sure is a try hard at Fortnite.

by Dis December 11, 2019

Vegas weekend

Tuesday and Wednesday is considered the weekend for many people who work in Las Vegas, as they typically work through the actual weekend serving out-of-towners.

Guy 1: bro why did you send me Snapchats of you chugging liquor at 2am on a Tuesday?
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!

by jaybirdlaw September 21, 2021

Vegas Highlights

At the end portion of a blowjob, the man pushed the girl's face forward and cums in her hair.

"That bitch sucked my cock so hard last night, I gave her some sweet Vegas Highlights."

by womanmonster777 June 20, 2009

Vegas check in

When a programmer submits a large code change Friday night before leaving on vacation that breaks the mainline build.

*Monday Morning
Developer: "There are a bunch of changes that broke the build; looks like Paul's changes from Friday night. It's pretty complicated, 32 files changed. We should let him know so he fix it."
Developer Lead: "No can do. He pulled a Vegas check in and is on vacation for next 2 weeks, we'll have to rollback the change."

by anonymous December 15, 2022