confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

by ccxxii September 8, 2015

crunchy turtle

To describe a girls eye after a guy jizz's in it.

Olis had two crunchy turtles after hooking up with some random guys one night. True story!!!

by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL!!! February 13, 2005

Sea Turtled

The act of puking on the beach while passed out and covering it with sand similar to a mother sea turtle

I had a great time at the beach I throwing jellyfish at people until I Sea Turtled all over the beach.

by Youngsteve March 31, 2011

spitting turtle

when you titty fuck a girl and just as you are about to cum you push all the way through her boobs, thus forming a turtle head and then cum in her face

Pat: what did you do last night?
Dave: I gave your mom a spitting turtle

by Swis/ shitty December 9, 2008

Turtle Touch

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.

Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.

by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

ass turtle

Someone who continues to act like a retard after being told to shut up and drop it many times.

Its over why do you keep bringing it up you ass turtle?

by IrishFairyGirl January 19, 2003