Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 27, 2021
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Turkish tootsie roll

When you’re fingering a chicks ass and you pull your finger out covered in shit put it in her mouth and make her chew on it like a tootsie roll
Dude last night I gave Montana a Turkish tootsie roll and she puked all over me
by Clem cadiddlehopper January 28, 2021
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Turkish Smorgasbord

A sexual act involving digitally penetrating two women while servicing two others with your big toes. Also, they all have really hairy bushes.
I spent all last night in a Turkish Smorgasbord, now I should rinse off my hands and feet.
by Ergodang! April 15, 2017
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turkish hamburger

The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.
Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.
by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017
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Turkish-

what you can call someone turkish, insert their name after it, such as turkishlyssa. used to turn someone turkish.
person1: you're such a turkish-person2
person2: actually I'm Greek
persin1: not anymore
by anonymango2420 January 11, 2022
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Turkish treat

Many brothels in Istanbul would give a guy a Turkish treat for no extra charge.
by Mischlix May 21, 2023
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Turkish exchange rate

His Turkish exchange rate kind of turned me on!!!
by AleMo September 18, 2016
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