turkish shlank

gobbling while getting slapped in the ass with a wiener.

“Last night he turkish shlanked me so hard.”

by theturkishshlanker June 24, 2020

Turkish delight

When you slap your GF in the face with your kebab.

Friend: what did you do last night?
Me: gave my gf a Turkish delight

Friend: fuckin sick cunt

by Whatahead July 21, 2020

turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.

I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.

by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023

turkish quandale dingle

an absolutely rizzy individual

"lil bro, you got me feeling you like turkish quandale dingle."

by sigmohio April 27, 2024

Turkish Blanket

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.

Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there

by Randy Neil November 21, 2024

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

Turkish Quandale Dingle

A character from the "Tik Tok Rizz Party" who dances in the right side of the screen, and is easily characterized by his large nose, short black hair, dark eyes, and black outfit.

Bro, Turkish Quandale Dingle be pulling all 10/10's at the Tik Tok Rizz Party!

by The Meme Teacher May 31, 2024