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tub slurper

The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.
by Mr._Meat_Whisle March 25, 2024
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tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!
Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .
by P whitey November 10, 2021
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B W Hot Tub

The act of boiling a kettle, opening it as it's boiling, taking ones trousers down to the ankle level, spreading ones butt cheeks and sitting on top of the kettle. When the water is at optimum temperature and steam is rising, let steam trickle into the sphincter. This will help a lot with your dire constipation.

For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...
Oh daddy please pour me a B W Hot Tub ...
by EltonJohnReanalised March 13, 2024
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biscuits and gravy hot tub

A type of casual, healthy polyamorous group often consisting of two women, one man, and a nonbinary rock star. May require gluten free and dairy free considerations.
“Damn! How do I get in on a biscuits and gravy hot tub like that?!”
by Mage Hands December 2, 2021
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fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023
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tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.
Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!
by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018
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Tub Coffee

Coffee that one enjoys in the tub and or shower. A tub coffee is traditionally black coffee but can we enjoyed as any kind of coffee.
The was a good cup of tub coffee
by funny haha kid March 16, 2021
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