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torked

Created by a Northern Virginian in the late 1970s by combining tired and horked to create a word that means exasperated, exhausted, frustrated, and annoyed. Word was created as part of a class project to create new or combination words in the same manner as those found in the Jabberwocky poem.

The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".

Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.
"I'm totally torked. I had to listen to him drone on for over 10 minutes about something totally irrelevant."
by Amy Gish May 30, 2006
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chocolate turkey

When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.
While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.
by Englebert November 10, 2008
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stuffed turkey

When a girl is getting fucked in the ass and the pussy at the same time.

She is totally stuffed, hence the name.
(guy talking to another guy)
"Let's make this bitch a stuffed turkey"
by alessanrda October 8, 2007
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Turkey Day

A really lame way of saying Thanksgiving. See, in Canada, we celebrate it in October, but in the States, people celebrate in Late November.

"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, New York! Hope you're enjoying you're Turkey Day! I know I am!"

"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.
by Exodus December 1, 2003
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Sex Turkey

One side of the infamous duo, Sex Turkey and The Piss Weasel, scourge of children everywhere. Hated throughout the world for being a couple of total cunt slapping, cock swallowing lunatics, this pair of bastards can usually be found participating in a spot of online donking or frying their bollocks in butter with a bit of marmite.
The Piss Weasel's just fucked up The Sex Turkey
by FlotationDeviceLoverPortugese November 22, 2009
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dirty turkey

Is when you bend over with your pants down and u reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
1, You do this when your driving by a car or ppl.
Hey man let drive by these ppl and give them a dirty turkey
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by drive by April 16, 2006
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turkey fuck

to use someone elses lit cigarette to light your own cigarette with
by ~===== December 9, 2003
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