There are many ways to be a Tony. You must achieve several of the ways to actually attain TP "Tony" status. These ways are listed below: be emotionally unavailable, reject any love and/or affection, don't respond to text messages with more than 2 words, say you cannot commit to any plans, seduce women and then cut them off when they fall for you, hate animals, get girls to fold your laundry, listen to 80s hair bands, hate talking about feces and/or farts, and not get close to anyone
Girl: Hey Tony, wanna see a movie this weekend? Tony:Lady, I can't commit that far in advance. Girl: (awkwardly grabs Tony's hand) Tony: What the fuck are you doing?????? Girl: oh okay, you're just being a Tony
by Hanson Kelly April 29, 2013
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(verb): To drop something.
(noun): An incredibly popular and loveable quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Previously a backup for Drew Bledsoe, he isn't an exceptionally skilled QB, but he gets the job done. You can't possibly hate him. He started 8 regular season games in 2006 and helped bring Dallas to yet another NFC Wildcard game.
(verb): To drop something.
(noun): An incredibly popular and loveable quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Previously a backup for Drew Bledsoe, he isn't an exceptionally skilled QB, but he gets the job done. You can't possibly hate him. He started 8 regular season games in 2006 and helped bring Dallas to yet another NFC Wildcard game.
Al Michaels: "...and Tony Romo throws another touchdown!"
John Madden: "He just goes 'boom,' and you know what I'm saying? That's how (muffled sounds afterwards)."
Student: "Aargh! I just Tony Romoed my lunch tray! It might have been greased..."
John Madden: "He just goes 'boom,' and you know what I'm saying? That's how (muffled sounds afterwards)."
Student: "Aargh! I just Tony Romoed my lunch tray! It might have been greased..."
by Jon Goodrum December 14, 2008
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Jake: Why yes I did see that, what a hideous display of homosexuality.
Jake: Why yes I did see that, what a hideous display of homosexuality.
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