The vibrant and adrenaline-filled rush one experiences when confronted with a scenario of one's own crusty dick, and an escalating sexual encounter.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
by awwwshiiiet March 2, 2022
Get the crusty dick energymug. To have big dick energy one would have to be confident, yet humble. When somebody has Big Dick energy they wont admit it, it is silent aura
by Juaque gonzalez May 12, 2021
Get the Big Dick energymug. When a girl is super highclass she has a small ass. When she is beefing with you for no reason. Shes on her period and has a small ass.
by aeqs January 9, 2021
Get the small ass energymug. Chris: Hey why doesn't Jason want to come to the Drag show tonight?
Olivia: I don't know, but that seems homophobic and TERF-y, we should make sure he has a terrible night alone by gifting his best friend Brandon a ticket and cooking him dinner.
Chris: OMG, that's some serious d00dy boi energy and I am here for it. But seriously, do we need to book you that therapy appointment?
Olivia: I don't know, but that seems homophobic and TERF-y, we should make sure he has a terrible night alone by gifting his best friend Brandon a ticket and cooking him dinner.
Chris: OMG, that's some serious d00dy boi energy and I am here for it. But seriously, do we need to book you that therapy appointment?
by Baddy Boo November 18, 2021
Get the d00dy boi energymug. A man who you always want to use a condom with. Also known as a womanizer, or Man-Whore.
Acronym: DDE
Acronym: DDE
“OMG that guy Rick is so dreamy, but I’m getting some Dirty Dick Energy from him… I better use protection!”
by Lumberjacker11 February 9, 2022
Get the Dirty Dick Energymug. A framework introduced in 2019 to explain observations about the universe and the dark energy believed to be contained within. Characterised by a somewhat complex equation of state.
by dazz - "the whitest of whites" August 27, 2019
Get the Acoustic Dark Energymug. by dumbdefinitons:) April 17, 2021
Get the Main child energymug.