Ski

The finest person alive

Ski is just so fine
Ski so sexc

Ski can whoop a hoe

by Trxppp December 15, 2024

Geilchin Ski

When you are plowing a girl that's a 2 and you are dreaming about a 10 just to get you through. You know you can't really have the 10 anyway!

"Last night I plowed a ho and she looked like Geilchin Ski"
"Last night I pulled a Geilchin Ski"

by Slogina September 14, 2006

Stand up jet skies

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.

Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"

by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

It’s ski

Synonym for “over”, it’s not gonna happen.

My boss tried to get me to come in early, it was ski as hell.

1: Can I use your car bro?

2: it’s ski

by 314L March 11, 2019

Ski

Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.

YO, any ski?
"Got some fire ski here for sale"

by AO151 March 5, 2019

skiing

"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"

I went skiing in france.

by adventuregirl19 November 9, 2016

sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.

"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"

by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009