Brady's Law

Whenever there is a heated discussion or debate about the merits of the Catholic Church (usually on the internet), the probability of someone mentioning the Clergy Sex Abuse Scandal increases. Similar to Godwin's Law, Brady's Law is invoked when the discussion about the Catholic Church gets heated, and instead of someone having an actual argument, someone in the discussion (who is usually strongly against the Catholic Church) brings up the clergy sex abuse scandals in an effort to pain the Catholic in a negative light, without actually trying to really address his arguments. Named after Cardinal Brady from the Ireland Sex Abuse Scandals, Brady's Law is invoked usually when the discussion or debate about the Catholic Church becomes more and more heated, the probability of someone invoking the sex abuse scandals increases.

Catholic: I believe that that the Catholic Church has done a lot of good in the world. I believe the Catholic Church is the true Church started by Jesus Christ himself.

Anti-Catholic: Are you fucking kidding me? That's bullshit! The Catholic Church covers for kiddie fuckers and pedophiles! Just look at the clergy sex abuse scandals! There's no way that would make it the Church started by Jesus Christ!

Third party: Oh great! Brady's Law has been invoked. -_-

by RomanMissalExegete July 4, 2012

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Snow Law

Refers to the sudden shift of acceptable behavior in the event of snow.

Sean: "Lauren, you can't smoke that blunt in the street!"
Lauren: "Of course I can. Snow Law."

by Nogletttsss! January 26, 2011

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Viko's Law

The law that anyone with deeply rooted ideas and/or actions within anti-furry culture and activities will eventually become a furry themself if they are not already one.

"I fucking hate furries, those disgusting dog fuckers will all burn in a uniquely torturous hell"

'Ok dude whatever'

*A year later*

"Hey dude isn't this character kinda cute?"

'Didn't you hate furries?'

"I did but I kinda like them now"

'Damn you Viko's Law'

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Shimo's Law

"Shimos Law": Is a gaming related term, usually defined by a player that is severely lacking in skill. And that is bad enough at a game, that their success in a match is entirely dependent upon at least one of two imperative traits. The first being (Luck) represented by having to be at the right place, at the right time, with the appropriate gear and-or weapons, to achieve a single kill, or to avoid a death. The second being (Carried) represented by one or more experienced, and skillfully superior players on the subjects team, not only pulling their own weight in a match, but overcompensating for the lack of skill, and just sheer ineptitude of the subject. Often the subject requires both traits to win a match, or to perform "acceptably". Any match where the subject is unable to receive at least one of these two traits, will always result in a (Loss).

Wow, that guy on our team is so bad. He must be adherent to Shimo's Law.

by Slayaja September 7, 2019

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