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Double peneflation

When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.
Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.
by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023
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double vaping

when you take vaporized weed that has been saved, and attempt to re use it in the vaporizer.
I saved up a bunch of vape weed. I sat around for 30 minutes picking out the greenest buds. Lets douple vape it.

I find double vaping as desperate as you can be to get high
by scheeer October 13, 2009
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Double dm

Double texting (but on like Instagram or snapchat), is when you dm a girl and she leaves you on read; and you're thinking that she must have been too busy or just doesn't know of your pure magnificence, knowing this, you decide to act.

She couldn't possibly NOT be interested, and in thinking this, being either being too dumb, awkward, or confident to know that she just isn't interested, you dm her a second time, very seldom will you succeed in getting anything back.

Pulling a double dm should not be attempted unless you are the modern Shakespeare guru of the direct message. To find out if you are... pretty sure a modern Shakespeare guru wouldn't start with "Hey" so if you did, chances are, you just aren't interesting and probably shouldn't try a double dm.

A third dm is the maximum level of dm's you can get away with in a row, exceeding this labels you as a thirsty gaping butthole and the Jehovah's Witness of the direct messaging world (for real stop knocking on her door). DO NOT ATTEMPT unless you are dm Jesus himself and have come back on the third text. If it is just the third "Hey" in a row, you'll need him bro
-"UGH, is that Clay again? That's the second "hey" in a row!"
-"OMG, he's pulling a double dm? And its "hey"? boriiiing..."
- "I know right?"
by Brolympian18 December 5, 2017
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Double Stunna

The situation that is created when two people simultaneously post up at the urinals and are unable to urinate due to awkwardness. Both people must abort their attempts for the situation to be considered an orthodox double stunna - extremely rare.
I was in the handicapped stall and I saw Rufus and Cornelius execute a picture perfect Double Stunna.
by 4dm1n December 18, 2008
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Double Vlogging

Double vlogging is when you film somebody vlogging in your vlog.
Bob is vlogging and Tim walks up vlogging and Bob is filming Tim vlog. A.k.a. "Double Vlogging"
by Jinclops February 5, 2010
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Double Rubbing

A two fisted hand hand job or two fisted wank.
I got a big cock so she she was double rubbing.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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Double Crunch

A Double Crunch is when you suck dick on a beach and he has a sandy penis but you’re no quitter
1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.

Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter
by UrMumInMyBed July 15, 2018
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