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Mass Blocking

when you are blocked by a large number of people at once.
dude 1: hey dude this is weird, all of my contacts appear offline.
dude 2: oh dude you were mass blocked!!.
dude 1: oh man i hate mass blocking!
by ICV May 27, 2009
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Caca blocked

Never take a date to Taco Bell unless you wanna get "caca blocked"

She said was down for the A but she coca blocked me
by Vicious vagina October 12, 2017
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cock block

Cock block a guy messing things up for another guy with a girl because he's likes her
My so called friend lee cock blocked me the other day. he really messed things up with Emma just because he likes her too
by 35cat27 November 19, 2013
mugGet the cock blockmug.

status's block

Similar to writer's block; Where on social networking sites you can't think of anything interesting to write in your status.
Ugh! I think I have status's block right now! My life stinks like a pile of crap.
by FreshRealityLeadSinger July 8, 2009
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Lock Blocked

When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.
Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.
by Gamers of Guernsey January 31, 2021
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choc blocked

Essentially getting cock blocked from completing a level on Candy Crush Saga by the growing chocolate bar.

This is what happens to you when you are playing Candy Crush Saga, and the chocolate seems to intentionally grow in such a way that it prevents you from breaking it, or grows in the opposite direction of the only match close enough to break it.
Candies are laid out in this pattern: OOXO
Chocolate grows in the location of the "X"

"Dang it. I only had one Jelly to break and I just got choc blocked again! Screw you Candy Crush!"
by Piso_mojado July 28, 2013
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Computer blocking

When you are working on the computer and get up for a minute, only to find someone else is using it and may have deleted all of your work. This happens a lot with teenagers. The person computer blocking you 65% of the time is using Facebook.
"Great, now I gotta stay up all night tonight and finish this essay because my mom was computer blocking me for 3 hours.
by RKOver24 October 24, 2011
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