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Blunt Salad

Blunt Salad
Bluh-nt_Sah-lad
Noun

1. Also referred to as a "Blunt Smoothie," a Blunt Salad is a cigarillo which has been split open and emptied, or it may also be a regular Blunt wrap ready to be used. This is then filled with a combination of different types of Marijuana and as long as there are three or more kinds of Marijuana being used you have successfully made a "Blunt Salad," the number three is important though! Any less is just a combo Blunt.
-"this is a mighty fine Blunt Salad we've got here boys! I'm glad we had variety today so we could feast upon this green goodness, truly a gift from the gods. Hercules himself would be tamed by this here bleezy. Hakuna Matata gents."
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Wikipedia Salad

Something that is a salad by Wikipedia’s definition, or any combination of ingredients usually with a raw ingredient.
“Hey look at this salad I got you
‘That’s just trail mix’
“It’s a Wikipedia Salad”
by Mr_TV_ September 15, 2021
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Garden Salad

When you eat shrooms, smoke a bowl of the devils lettuce, and then eat a spicy af pepper.
Last weekend the boys and I had a garden salad. I’ve never sweat so much in my life.
by OneBananagramPls October 18, 2021
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salad date

Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac
Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date
by RayRay723 December 13, 2015
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Jallad Salad

Means Executioner and is the name of a voluptuous and thick family. They are a Latina and Muslim mix (basically the best mix there is) and they will execute anyone who is a threat to them. However one of the members of the bad-ass family is pretty lame. He is the Clarinet Lieutenant In his school band which is pretty underwhelming for having such a cool family. (In a movie)
Yo if the Jallad Salad hears about this our heads will be snatched off like their waists.
by 555powerpufflegend April 15, 2020
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noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth
Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth
by Milomoseley September 24, 2016
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salad strainer

A guy who eats out a girl after you've giving her a creampie.
Girl to guy after sex: now be my salad strainer
by johnmillions February 8, 2014
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