Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Sour patch kids

When you cover your dick in vinegar, salt and squeezed lemon before a blow-job

"she said suprise her so I gave her a sour patch kids"

by lil G.S.C. November 23, 2019

Gnat Patch

Your pubic hair

Thats a nasty gnat patch

by Kooziez July 19, 2011

Sour Patch Kids.

Drugs.

"You never once paid for sour patch kids."

by SourPatchKid November 14, 2013

Sour Patch Kids

A group everyone wished they were a part of.
Usually referred to a dream team or a popular group. People are often sour they aren’t a part of the group.
From the «Sour. Sweet. Gone» slogan of the candy Sour Patch Kids.

«I wished I was like the sour patch kids»
«I wonder what it is like being a part of their group» - «you mean the sour patch kids?»

by Xxxbye May 16, 2020

Patch

A kid, technically between 7 and 12

That patch over there is so obnoxious.

by Annon1o1 June 2, 2019

puddin patch

get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.

get your hands outta your puddin patch

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021