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moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 4, 2022
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Moist

A girl who try’s to impress herself in front of a lad by being rude to her friends and putting them down often will have the name: Chloe, Amber,Jess,Katie. Be careful with these girls, they will bring you down
Chloe is so moist
Omg i know she was so rude to you just to impress dan
by jjjackkk December 12, 2019
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moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.
I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.
by Dextarian August 16, 2016
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Moist muwpus

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really
Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo

Did u hear about doreen?

Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus
by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022
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moist

Its a good thing to be moist, basically nice and wet ;)
Does moist make you uncomfortable;)
by Wroosh September 14, 2020
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Crispy Moist

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.
Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.
by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018
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Moist Vincent

Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear
Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.
by Captain Dave 13 November 13, 2020
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